I’m Melody.
And I am Christain. And a nerd. I’m also a middle school English teacher. I talk about story elements on the daily with teenagers and love to lavish my best friend with the same treatment when I’m off the clock. In 2024, she suggested I broaden my audience.
Our Amazing Team
They can’t read or write, but they are required.
Prima Donna
Bast Havoc
Littlest baby, biggest demands.
Moral Support
Kilvin Zee
The goodest boy.
Chief Goofball
Remus Briggs
No thoughts, just vibes.